boy:shit baby you're so wet already
girl:that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
the quickest way to get to my heart is tagging me in a post
wwhy THE fuck do people set off fireworks in the middle of the fucking day. Whats the fucking point u cant even see them??...